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Doctor Lawyer Joke

Post by elklover » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:13 am

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. lol lol lol
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Re: Doctor Lawyer Joke

Post by spoofman » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:16 pm

One I heard last Friday..... A termite walks into the bar and asks........where is the bar tender?

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Post by ABert » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:00 pm

spoofman wrote:One I heard last Friday..... A termite walks into the bar and asks........where is the bar tender?
That is so bad it should never, ever!!! be repeated lol
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Post by Curtisshootsdeer » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:34 pm

one i heard last friday... i had you groaning ABert
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