THE LOOOOONG OFF SEASON

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LIVE2HUNT
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THE LOOOOONG OFF SEASON

Post by LIVE2HUNT » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:27 pm

THIS WHOLE SUMMER OFF SEASON THING IS KILLING ME! I'VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH 2 SETS OF STRINGS AND CABLES ON MY BOW, DARN NEAR SHOT THE BARRELS OUT OF MY RIFLES, AND YET I STILL HAVE ANOTHER 5-1/2 WEEKS UNTIL GENERAL ARCHERY SEASON OPENS UP HERE IN OREGON. I'VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT THAT I'VE MEMORIZED EVERY WORD OF EVERY HUNTING VIDEO I OWN. I HAVE TO CONTINUE TO WATCH THE SAME ONES OVER AND OVER AGAIN EVERY MORNING ON THE TREADMMILL MY WIFE IS OUT OF HER MIND WITH MY CONTINUED BUGLING OUT THE GARAGE TRYING TO ENTICE ANY NEIGHBOR WITHIN EARSHOT OF A MOCK BATTLE. SHE ACTUALLY GOT MAD AT ME FOR REARRANGING THE FURNITURE SO I CAN SHOOT DOWN THE HALLWAY (23 YDS). SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THE BEDROOM DOORS GOING INTO THE HALLWAY, OR SOMETHING ABOUT HER AND THE KIDS IN DANGER. I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I CAN FEEL FOR HER THOUGH. HOW THOUGHTFULL WAS IT OF ME TO HOSE OFF THE OTHER DAY AFTER MAKING A MOCK WALLOW IN THE BACKYARD? I EVEN CLEANED UP THE TRIMMINGS FROM HANGING MY TREESTAND IN THE BACKYARD TREE. I WONDER IF SHE'LL FLIP WHEN MY 5 GALLON JUG OF "COW IN HEAT ELK URINE" ARRIVES? HEY, ANY SUGGESTIONS WITH HUNTING CAMO. SHOULD I JUST WASH IT IN THE URINE, OR ACTUALLY LET IT SOAK FOR 5-1/2 WEEKS? OH WELL, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT!

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Post by razorbackbowhunter » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:01 pm

man u need help. but then again i guess i do too. u just described me every summer, so i guess theres only one more thing to say, summer sucks.

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